I recently read an article by some scientist that said that men like big butts because they remind them of tits. That`s a load of crap if you ask me. I like big butts because every time I see a chick with a round mound of booty I picture my cock sliding in and out of her asshole... trust me, it`s got nothing to do with tits (although of course, I love a big set of titties, but that`s besides the point of this review).

So, now that I`ve gotten that off of my chest, let me get started reviewing Ass Parade, a website which is obviously all about butts. With more than 200 episodes in its archives featuring big bum girls getting fucked by some well hung studs or having lesbian sex with their also generously bottomed girlfriends, this site is a great choice for ass lovers.

Although the action is not anal for the most part (yes, there are some episodes where the girls get fucked in their rear ends), you`d be hard pressed to find a site where the models asses get more attention than at Ass Parade. Here the videographers get in the most unique positions to grab the featured booties from awesome angles, and these chicks certainly help their cause by shaking their round bubble butts in the most sensual of ways.

Really, if you like round perky behinds, you`ll be glad Ass Parade exists.

As I mentioned before, there are more than 200 movies in this site`s members` area, and a new one is added weekly. In the years Ass Parade has been around, they`ve never missed a single update; what`s more, they`ve added extra ones here and there just for the heck of it. Every movie has been made available for members to download or stream in two resolutions, MPEG and WMV, as well as in one large file containing the entire video, along with shorter clips.

Updates include not only a main movie, but an intro paragraph, a set of photos, one of screencaps, and a trailer. Dang, that`s a lot of stuff per episode...

My rating of Ass Parade is 8.2. Quantity gets 8, and quality scores an 8. The reason? While movies in this site are great, the size they are offered at is smaller than the average, at much less than 640x480, and the photos are just as big as 800 on their largest side.

The quantity of content as well as the updates gets an 8, while design gets a 9.