Any girl that can shove a baseball bat in her ass and stuff her pussy with a massive cucumber instantly makes my personal hall of fame. You probably have higher standards than me, but in any case, let me introduce you to a delicious blonde who most likely will qualify as top shelf pussy for you too.

Her name is Celeste and her website is I Love You Celeste. Heck, with the things she does, I certainly love her! This cutie pie is one of those beautiful girls who doesn`t need any surgical enhancements. She`s got a round little ass that she loves to have fucked, medium natural titties and in general a shapely physique that will get more than one drooling over her.

But Celeste`s best asset is her pussy. That thing has such a big set of lips, and such a fat sensitive clit, in addition to the capacity to stretch to unbelievable limits, that if I were her, I`d be selling it on the internet as well! After all, why keep such a wonderful thing hidden from the world

But let me stop my chit chat about Celeste, or I would never get to the meat and potatoes of her site, the video content.

As of today there are 41 full length movies in I Love You Celeste`s archives, and about 25 photosets of about 100 photos each. The videos are all shot in High Definition with perfect lighting so not only do you get to watch this horny blonde babe filling your entire computer screen as she moves, but you don`t miss a single inch of the action to dark or blurry videography like happens in so many other sites. Kudos to Celeste`s filming crew for the great quality video output. By the way, despite the tremendous quality of these movies, they are available only as uncut features, with no clips or scenes offered. On the same token, they are only presented as WMVs, but you can choose to stream or right click and download, since there is no DRM in place.

To make a long story short, let me move on to rate I Love You Celeste. The site deserves an 7.5. The quality of the content gets an 10 because of the great HD videos. Interface and delivery gets an 8, quantity gets an 7 (you get full access to the rest of the sites in The Hardcore Network, which I Love You Celeste belongs to), and pricing and my personal taste gives effectivity an 8.